WYKYOWSS (When You Know Your Obsessed With Sailor Saturn)

1. You scream out loud, "Sailor Star Saturn, Make Up!"
2. You buy all the subtitled tapes that Sailor Saturn/Hotaru is in even if it costs over $100
3. When you start calling you parents Haruka-papa and Michiru-mama or Setsuna-mama
4. When you yell "Silence Wall!" and your mom says,"Honey, why can't I open your bedroom door?"
5. When you try to heal people... and it works!
6. When you yell, "Silence Glaive Surprise" when you want your worst enemy to die and it works!
7. You don't watch the episodes before Saturn comes in.... "what's so good about them"
8. When you scream "Galactica Cannon!!" and a real cannon shoots a cannon ball
9. You go onto Senshi websites and you keep wondering who they're talking about when they mention other Senshi... bonus points if you don't understand what I'm talking about-Sailor Saturn IS the only Senshi!
10. You dress up as Sailor Saturn and the cost of the costume was $1,000
11. You start harassing Sailor Saturn site owners and complain that you are the REAL Hotaru Tomoe
12. Trying to have a look-a-like contest
13. Screaming, "I AM HOTARU NOT YOU!!! I'M THE ONLY HOTARU IN THE WHOLE WORLD"
14. Paying 1 million dollars for 1 single doll that looks like Hotaru and isn't
15. Learning Japanese to only say, "My guardian deity is the planet of silence, the soldier of death and rebirth, Sailor Saturn!!!!!!" and "Chinmoku no hoshi, dosei o shugo ni motsu. Hametsu to tanjou no Senshi, Sailor Saturn!!"
16. Moving to Japan to live with someone family with the last name Tomoe and happen to have a child with the name Hotaru
17. Changing your name to be legally Hotaru while you live there
18. Running up to some girl with the name Usagi and say, " Transform into Sailor Moon Usagi!!!!!!!"
19. You start complaining to your mom, "YOU KNOW I HATE MILK!!! SO WHY DID YOU GIVE ME IT"
20. You start to scream at the TV, "DAMN YOU SAILOR MOON!!!!! LET SAILOR SATURN KILL IT FOR ONCE. YOUR A MAJOR DITZ"
21. You have a HUGE craving for Nihon Soba(buckwheat noodles)
22. Your whole room has lamps in it
23. A nurse suddenly screams, "NURSE HOTARU!!!! The patient in room B105 needs to be fed his food"
24. Starting to be rude to your maid because you have some grudge and you hate their guts
25. Saying to your parents, "The revolution is coming"
26. You start swinging a Glaive like object and pointing it at someone's throat and saying "I am the Senshi of Death, Sailor Saturn"
27. Your parents say: "Okay, that's it! Sailor Saturn... Sailor Saturn... that's all you ever talk about. You have one minute to choose: Who do you love more, Sailor Saturn or your dear parents?" One minute later, you're an orphan.
28. You waste 2 million dollars on Sailor Saturn things even things that are old
29. You start watching episodes with Sailor Saturn in it 24 hours 7 days a week and 12 months a year
30. On AOL your screen name is Hotaru Tomoe or Tomoe Hotaru
31. You move to France and change your name to Olivia and hope your parents don't find out
32. You create a Sailor Saturn site and it less than a year the counter hits over 5000
33. You start going to Mugen Gakuen
34. You and your best friend start roll playing Hotaru and Chibi-Usa
35. You start humming Sailor Saturn's transformation music every day
36. You have a MP3 player and put Sailor Saturn's theme on it and play it over and over all day even in school.
37. You scream "Death Reborn Revolution" and the attack actually works and kills your worst enemy
38. You sit down and write a WYKYOWSS (When You Know Your Obsessed With Sailor Saturn)
39. You stay in your house all day and your skin turns pale
40. You say to everyone "Who is (Put your name here)?? I am Hotaru so why are you calling me that stupid name?"
41. You have the best Sailor Saturn website in the WORLD!!!
42. When you wear a Sailor Saturn's sailor outfit to school and hit your teacher with your plastic Glaive 'cause she said it was not appropriate for school.
43. When you buy Sailor Moon bookmarks for almost $20 when there is only 1 picture of Eternal Sailor Saturn and Hotaru and all the rest of the book marks are of the other Senshi.